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I’m off on a sex trip to Germany next week. I’m going back to the most fun sex club I’ve ever been in: Partytreff Selm. See my original report from March this year. I’m also going to check out a club near Dusseldorf, which surely must be the cheapest Parrtytreff/Sex club/Whorehouse/Brothel in Germany.

This club is the Blaue Lagune in Kaarst, a suburb of Dusseldorf. The entry fee is €75 and for that you can have sex all day from 11 am to 3am. From the reports on ISG it is really possible to have sex all day there, and as many times as you want. So if u do it 10 times, it then works out at €7.50 per time!!! Could it be really cheaper anywhere in the World, certainly not in Europe. I’ll do a full report on this place next week. http://www.club-blauelagune.de/

Some pics of the girls from the site:

  

 

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Please note: The women is this club like most Partytreffs are not for the most part the hottest looking, (although 2 or 3 would be hot enough to most guys) so If you are only into really good-looking women then stick with the better FKKs. But if you love hot sex with voluptuous sexy women then read on:

Also note that this amazing club is more like an all inclusive €100 small FKK club. You can have unlimited sessions in a private room if you wish. I also think that part of the reason that I had such a great time was the lack of customers. Im sure that the service would not be as fantastic at the weekend when its busy, and the number of men exceeds the women. Also most girls’ dont do DFK, or BBBJ but some do. All allow DATY and licking of the Anus, which is very important for me.

Photos of some of the girls I fucked (from the PT Selm website)

 

 and a video of the exterior

Partytreff Selm Exterior March 07 - Funny videos are here

Section 1: The women, the sex, the atmosphere.

Section 2: Other details

Section 1: Day 1, March 13th:
Continued from here As I departed the Booming Astra at 5.30pm, and walked up towards the door of PT Selm, I was almost sure that it too would be as crap as the shit PT that I had just left. I couldn’t have been more wrong. The Blonde manageress, who gave the obligatory tour, greeted me. Paid the €100, changed and wearily walked up stairs to the bar area. Read more..

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Ok it wasn’t that bad but it was pretty bad. The only redeeming factor was I had spent the previous night in Dortmund (more on this later), and that morning I walked around the RLD “Linienstrasse”. Well the morning selection at 9am wasn’t great with mostly old grannies parading their wrinkled flesh to the horny men outside. Then she appeared, this really gorgeous young Polish Blonde with a pair of massive natural tits. I mean they were just huge, and I just fucking love massive natural tits, bigger the better. I was really tempted but as I knew I had a long day of Partytreff fucking ahead of me I declined, although I could have made love to those huge tits for the sum of €30.

So on the train from Dortmund to Ludingshausen as I sat listening to Air’s soothing Talkie Walkie album on my “do everything phone”, with my eyes closed I couldn’t get those tits out of my mind. I had a raging stiff thinking of her lowering those big boobs into my face, and me sucking on them like a newborn calf. Got to my hotel http://www.hotel-zur-post-lh.de/ in Ludingshausen. A beautiful country style hotel for €44 per night, and a really picturesque German town. Read more..

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Decided to stop off in Dortmund for the start of my brief Partytreff exploration tour.

Stayed in Hotel Königshof Dortmund. This is a nice hotel 250 meters from the main train station, very near the Linienstrasse RLD and close to the erotic bar. There is even a transvestite club about 200 meters away if that tickles your fancy!!! I arrived at the hotel around 10 pm, and paid the €60 euro for a single room. I was impressed the way they had a bath and took a nice long relaxing bath.

See Videos here

Headed down to check out the Linienstrasse Red light District - RLD. I was initially surprised at how few women occupied the windows but it was a Monday night. I estimate occupancy to be about 20%. I haven’t done a window girl in 3 or 4 years, and have gone off the idea really. Its all too fast for me, I prefer partytreffs, FKKs, and swingers clubs these days. Anyway decided Id do one in the name research. Found this cute Polish blonde, around 20 years with biggish tits, and haggled her to down to 40 euro for 20 minutes with a covered 69. Headed in and upstairs to a smallish room. Paid her money and she started stripping. Read more..

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